Prsidents Day

My oldest son sent this to me and since it gave me such a good laugh, I thought I'd share it.

 "I was eating breakfast with my 10 year old granddaughter and I asked her:    "What day is tomorrow?"  Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents' Day".

She's smart so I asked her:  "What does Presidents Day mean?  I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush, Clinton, etc.  She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps outside the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have another year of bullshit!

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out of your nose!